tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
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skin doesnt stain why aren’t.....
skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin
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my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
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hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles
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that of absolute pure terror when the line to the counter is moving faster than you expected but you havent worked out what you want to order
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